Florida 30, Tennessee 6

The UT football program has sprung a leak
And Volunteer fans have begun to freak.

The offense is spotty and that's being kind
While the defense deserves to be maligned.

Coach Fulmer is confused he seems almost lost
Do you have any idea-he asks-how much these guys cost..

The Florida game got ugly right away
And it was 17-zip after one quarter of play..

The Vols fought back as hard as they could
But everyone in Neyland Stadium understood;

That the Gators were better,it was as simple as that
And the Volunteers schedule suddenly fell flat.

Oh, they'll play out the season and win a few
But the Weedeater Bowl is they best they'll do.

But for the Gators it is not quite the same
They have a shot at the BCS title game.

Up in Knoxville they'll be getting all kinds of flack
So why not ask Johnny Majors please to come back..